banana-haters have feelings too

aiyah! i haven't updated in over two weeks? my bad. i know you're all dying to read a new list. hmm... well i'll have to think about it for a while. it's always nice to be able to write about something that's relevant to everyone... but because everyone is all over the place during the summer, that makes it much more difficult! i hope you guys are enjoying the summer sequels... i think i'm gonna go watch charlie's angels this weekend with my girls. that should be fun, although i'm not exactly looking forward to the excessive butt shots. :Þ okay, well, hope you guys are doing well! whoever you are that read my blog even when it isn't updated! buh byeee

posted by Laura @ 10:57 AM 0 comments

bored? well, so are our movie-makers. they ran out of ideas and had to release a bunch of sequels! they seemed to be lacking a lot of creativity here because even their TITLES needed some work.

top ten (11, because there are THAT many) summer sequels (and what their titles should really be)
-- in order of their release dates

11) X2: x-men united - X2: x-men with new haircuts (okay, i actually liked this movie so it's hard to make fun of!)
out in theaters now

10) the matrix: reloaded - the matrix: reloaded with a bunch of unnecessary sex scenes
out in theaters now

9) 2 fast 2 furious - the faster and the furiouser (credit to my sister's friend eric)
june 6th

8) dumb and dumberer: when harry met lloyd - dumb and dumb: when dumb met dumb
june 13th

7) charlie's angels: full throttle - charlie's angels: we thought three sexy women wasn't enough so we made demi moore the bad guy
june 27th

6) terminator 3: rise of the machines - terminator 3: don't come back. EVER.
july 2nd

5) legally blonde 2: red, white and blonde - legally blonde 2: pink, pink, and pink
july 2nd

4) bad boys II - bad boys II: we're so bad we didn't even need a colon
july 18th

3) spy kids 3-D: game over - spy kids 3: the game was over a long time ago
july 25th

2) lara croft: tomb raider: the cradle of life - lara croft tomb raider: the cradle of life fits right in between my unrealistically large boobs and lips
july 25th

1) american wedding - american wedding cake tastes just as bad as the first two pies
august 1st

posted by Laura @ 9:33 PM 0 comments

whoohoo! over 2000 stalkers coming to visit my humble little bloggy. heehee, thanks to all of you faithful "stalkers". what would i do without you?

anyway, sorry for the lack of updates. i know you're all dying for the next list. i guess crazy college life is my inspiration and now that i'm home and completely bored out of my mind it's much harder for me to be clever. haha, or something like that.

if anyone has some suggestions they are very welcome! it's easy to think of a list, but to think of ten different things is difficult. here are some i'm working on/thinking about:

top ten things i never noticed about "saved by the bell"
top ten summer sequels (and what their titles should really be)

yeah, and those other ones i mentioned before but haven't been working on. i realized that i can't do the reality tv list because i don't watch the stupid ones. [GRIN] but we'll see.

okay, hope you're all enjoying yourselves! til next time!

posted by Laura @ 11:26 AM 0 comments